Just like twinkies the snack, they are a dime a dozen, delicious to taste, full of creamy, white stuff, and bad for your health if you have too many. Unlike the American desert, they aren't going to cause obesity if you shove a lot of them down your throat, but they will nag you, bitch about every possible inconvenience, and engage in migraine-inducing conversation about pop culture, the latest drag show, and the latest fad diet. The quintessential twink may be great in bed, but they're often boring outside the sack at best or a patience-testing nuances at worst.
